Thursday, May 20, 2010

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Saturday, February 13, 2010

...but what about the daytime?

We've gotcha covered during those lonely nights.
What's gonna get you through the day, you ask?


That's right!
A creepy, strap-on hug.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Monday, January 18, 2010

heartbreaker

...More like heart-breaking that a mother would do this
to her poor, sweet little boy!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Why do these freak me out?

I can't seem to put my finger on it.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

PUSH!

Now please excuse us while we go recreate this darling costume for tonight,
then flip a coin to see who gets to be the baby.


Happy Halloween!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

never underestimate...

the Halloween spirit of a snail.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Darling,

I can see right through you.

Monday, October 19, 2009

manhood

Invite you friends over for dinner.
Show them to the guest bath.
Insult them.
Enjoy the weirdness at the table.
But at least your bathroom floor will be clean.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

s'not okay.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think the word 'booger' belongs on any wall, let alone the booger placement itself. Ewww.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

going green

News Flash:
Your husband's stinky old beer cans as garden decor
does not equal recycling.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

shady.

Ugliest of the three?
It's a tie.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Otter Orchestra

Complete with Conductor.
Now that's some serious wood{wind} carving.

Monday, September 28, 2009